Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	1486
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Runes Activated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Animals Bred:	131	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Animals Bred:	125	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Farms Harvested:	979
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	735255	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.