Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Towns Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Runes Activated:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1479	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Secret Passages Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	5414
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.