Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

One Piece – Beyond The Seas

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

ONE PIECE SERVER COMING SOON ! 1.12.2 custom server You can come with technicpack , new launcher soon !

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Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minelunasmp

Survival

Discover MinelunaSMP, a world full of challenges and emotions. Explore fascinating biomes, build your home and be part of an active community. Immerse yourself and live an unforgettable experience on our server. Join and start your adventure today!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Nexus Society

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

Nexus Society is a server unlike any others. Here at Nexus Society we care about our playerbase. We have a wide range of game modes to play. We have Kitpvp, Smp earth and a nostalgia world.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lost In Potato

Factions, MCMMO

Lost In Potato is a Factions/McMMO server that has a unique potato themed spin in the Factions gametype.

Features of the server: ~ Custom fishing ~ Custom enchants ~ Stackable spawners ~ Jobs

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nexus network

Arena Pvp, Cracked, Hunger Games, KitPvP, PvP

Nexus Network is a cracked Minecraft server that allows both premium and non-premium players to join and enjoy the best of Minecraft. Whether you like to build, fight, explore, or just chill, we have something for you.

Nexus Network is constantly adding new games and modes to keep things fresh and exciting. from other servers. You can enjoy.

A professional and friendly staff team that is always online to assist you with any issues or questions. They are also fair and respectful, and they enforce the rules to keep the server safe and fun for everyone.

A vibrant and active community that is always ready to chat, play, and make new friends. You can join our Discord server to communicate with other players, share your ideas and feedback, participate in events and giveaways, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join Nexus Network today and discover the fun of Minecraft like never before. All you need to do is enter this IP address in your Minecraft client: mc.playnexusnetwork.net. We hope to see you soon on Nexus Network!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hard Survival Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to my official anarchy server! Here you can do what ever you want. The server stays up to date with the latest version of minecraft and its really hard to lag! – The server has been up for four years and its doing well. You can create clans, build that thing you’ve always wanted to build, explore out to the thousands, even the millions if your brave enough in this hard world! The server is now in 1.20.4!

Also for anyone that doesnt know what anarchy means – anarchy = do whatever

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Terabytia

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Small Vanilla PVP Factions Server. Not many rules other than be respectful and don’t Cheat. This is a Paper.io server with the following plugins applied: -MCMMO -Minigames -Factions -Economy -Bukkit

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Rockhammer prison

Rockhammer Prison is a CLASSIC, PvP based, old-school prison.Features:– Escapes– McMMO– Lore / Story– NOT ON– Unique tier system– Challenges, like parkour and trivia puzzles, that give different rewards

Come check it out!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ExtremeAnarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

XtremeAnarchy is an anarchy server were we allow anything. We are a new server and a small community looking to expand. The server is owned by 3 owners

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Raze Legends

Economy, Survival

Raze Legends is a Survival server and a lot of fun features, Survival, Economy, A fun place to hang out, make friends and just play minecraft.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Entity craft

Bed wars, Kit PvP, Minigames, Parkour, Survival, Tntrun

Entity Craft is a Minecraft survival server from Bangladesh. This SMP server also features two other popular games: Lifesteal and Bedwars. It has exciting events and an inclusive community where new friendships are easy to come by. Join Entity Craft to set off on an incredible journey and let the blocks guide you to greatness!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TeamX Net

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

TeamX Network

A project with more than a year of development will continue growing to give you the best experience!! Join now!

For more detailed info go here: https://tex.enjin.com/

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CryptoCraft

Prison, PvP, Survival

we are dope inih i bet you wioll never play this coz its pretty b ad ik its not ur fault but still try and buy stuff so i can fuel my dominos addiction please and ty

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Smaa.freeddns.org

Custom Ranks, Economy, Hard Server, KitPvP, Multiplayer Survival, Perks

Crossplay compatible:Java users: 104.192.227.5:25607

Bedrock users: 104.192.227.5:25608

Welcome to SuperSid & MAKROFREEK’s Minecraft Server, where extraordinary adventures await you! Step into a world brimming with endless possibilities and immersive gameplay. Our server offers a plethora of exciting gamemodes, ensuring there’s something for every type of player.

Embark on a thrilling survival journey, where you’ll face challenging environments, gather resources, build magnificent structures, and conquer menacing mobs. Whether you prefer exploring vast landscapes, delving into treacherous caves, or constructing your dream base, our survival gamemode guarantees an authentic and rewarding experience.

For those seeking boundless creativity, our creative mode provides an artistic haven where your imagination knows no limits. Craft stunning masterpieces, construct awe-inspiring cities, or design intricate redstone contraptions. Unleash your creativity and watch your visions come to life!

If PvP is your passion, engage in adrenaline-pumping battles on our dedicated PvP arenas. Test your skills against fellow warriors, strategize your attacks, and emerge victorious. The thrill of combat awaits, where only the strongest survive!

But the excitement doesn’t end there. Our server boasts an array of captivating minigames, offering a delightful diversion from the main gameplay. Challenge your friends to intense parkour races, exhilarating spleef matches, or tactical capture the flag battles. The possibilities for fun and friendly competition are endless.

We pride ourselves on staying up-to-date with the latest Minecraft version, currently running Java 1.19.4, ensuring you can enjoy all the newest features and enhancements. Our server utilizes the powerful purpurMC software, providing a seamless and optimized experience for all players.

To safeguard your creations and prevent griefing, we employ the reliable GriefPrevention plugin. Your hard work will be protected, allowing you to focus on what you love most: building, surviving, and thriving.

While we cherish the core Minecraft experience, we’ve enhanced it with our Vanilla+ touch. Immerse yourself in a carefully curated selection of plugins and modifications that enhance gameplay, add exciting new features, and enrich your overall adventure.

Do you dream of joining a dedicated staff team? We’re actively seeking passionate individuals to join our ranks. If you’re enthusiastic about creating an exceptional community and providing top-notch support to our players, we invite you to apply today!

As a token of our gratitude, we offer a comprehensive rank system, rewarding your dedication and progress on the server. Unlock exclusive perks, gain access to special commands, and stand out among your peers. Your achievements will be celebrated and recognized.

We value our players’ voices, which is why we encourage voting for the server. By casting your vote, you not only contribute to our community’s growth but also unlock fantastic rewards and bonuses. Your participation matters!

Join SuperSid & MAKROFREEK’s Minecraft Server today and embark on an extraordinary journey filled with adventure, creativity, fierce battles, and unforgettable memories. Our dedicated team of staff members is eager to welcome you to our thriving community. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Apex

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Apex is a newly created network with a few options to choose from. With a fully custom Bending server loosely based around Avatar: The Last Airbender, a creative server to build to your wildest dreams, and a brand new gamemode called SpaceBlock! We have a multitude of things to do, including: * PvP- Take on the role of a bender or astronaut and show off your moves to your friends and enemies! Keep in mind that your friends could turn on you! 😉 * PvE- Use your element and take it for the ultimate test. The custom mob bosses in Bending were created by the staff and based around the actual villains from the Avatar: The Last Airbender TV show. Ones you may have heard of, ones you may have not! Each drop custom loot and specialized cosmetics. Are you ready? * Kingdoms- Not feeling the PvP or PvE element? Hop on over to the survival world in Bending and create your own kingdom! With a massive world, use bending to defend against enemies, play with friends, protect your land and explore new territories. * Cosmetics- With over 100 cosmetic items to choose from (and more to come!), you can either purchase them with our online store or you can earn them by killing bosses. * Marketplace- You have the option to head over to our Market and purchase new abilities and items with in-game currency, just hang out by the Cabbage Man (but don’t mess with his cabbages!), check out the Blacksmith and Alchemy shops, or perhaps visit Iroh in the Jasmine Dragon. * Bending Tournaments Weekly- Within Bending, there are bending tournaments in which anyone can participate to show off their skills, have fun, and win prizes. Great fun for everyone involved! * Updates and Responsive Admins- Updates happen frequently to improve the server’s capabilities, from new types of Bending to evening out the playing ground. The Admins are always ready to fix problems and add in members’ ideas in any way that they can. * SpaceBlock- The Classic game of SkyBlock becomes expanded, but not just in any way. Take your adventures to Outer Space, with jetpacks and spacesuits. Travel your way through the infinite expanse of the unknown to survive. * Creative- Are you tired of mining and crafting? Well why not join the creative world? Focused on relaxing and having a fun time building, rather than the usual survival mode, creative allows you to enjoy the more, well, creative aspects of the game! **COMING BACK SOON**

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.