Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crops Grown:	9716

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Towns Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Farms Harvested:	648	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4637	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2449	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.