Minecraft SMP: /sqt/ StupidCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not steal from your neighbors, but who’s really keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. Don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own special way. And if you manage to survive the bunny onslaught, you’ll be greeted by our resident prankster who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. If you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, you’ll be set for life (or at least until you lose all your diamonds in a lava pool).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember to watch out for those killer bunnies!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	5515	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	8565
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Crops Grown:	5056
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Mines Excavated:	2586	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Void Gems Collected:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	5022

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!