Minecraft SMP: /sqt/ StupidCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not steal from your neighbors, but who’s really keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. Don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own special way. And if you manage to survive the bunny onslaught, you’ll be greeted by our resident prankster who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. If you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, you’ll be set for life (or at least until you lose all your diamonds in a lava pool).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember to watch out for those killer bunnies!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8210	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4558	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Animals Bred:	196	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4825	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	1591
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.