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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2493 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
1. We have a secret underground cow farm that produces the creamiest milk you’ve ever tasted. And yes, you can even milk the cows yourself – just watch out for the cow overlords who demand a tribute of cookies in exchange for their milk.
2. Our server is home to the legendary Milkman Steve, who roams the lands delivering milk to all the players. But beware, if you don’t tip him with diamonds, he might just spill your milk all over the place as revenge.
3. We have a quest where you must find the mythical Golden Milk Jug, rumored to grant the drinker infinite milk power. But be warned, the jug is guarded by a herd of hostile cows who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.
So come join us on the Milk Jugs Edition Minecraft SMP for a truly udderly ridiculous experience! Just make sure to bring your lactose tolerance and a sense of humor.
