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Are you tired of living a boring and mundane existence? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute madness? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on a server that will RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIFE in the best way possible.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a band of mischievous players who are hellbent on causing chaos. They’ll prank you, steal your diamonds, and maybe even set your house on fire (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… we think).

But that’s not all! We have insane events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is filled with explosives and you have to survive the night without blowing up. Or how about “Zombie Apocalypse Saturdays” where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for your life?

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. Your life will never be the same again… in the best way possible.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Mines Excavated:	3691	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	234644
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Enchantments Applied:	291

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Animals Bred:	93	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crops Grown:	3183
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	453607
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	253
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.