Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who has the best cocksmanship in the land. Will you rise to the challenge and prove your worth, or will you be forever known as the limp noodle of the server? Only one way to find out! Join now and prepare for some seriously savage insults and even more savage gameplay.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Buildings Constructed: 17 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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