Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who has the best cocksmanship in the land. Will you rise to the challenge and prove your worth, or will you be forever known as the limp noodle of the server? Only one way to find out! Join now and prepare for some seriously savage insults and even more savage gameplay.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated: 4471 Animals Bred: 141
Orbs of Power Found: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 210
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

    TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

    SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

    🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

    🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

    🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Magic Items Found: 8152
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Endless Legions Commanded: 50

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BlockbusterSteve

    BlockbusterSteve
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

    Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 227 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blowin’ Flagz Server

    Blowin’ Flagz Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Greatlands Server

    Server Type BEDROCK
    Theme NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
    Server Status WHITELIST SERVER

    Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

    What Do We Offer?

    A Little Bit About Us!

    This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

    How Do I Join?

    Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join without being whitelisted? No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
    What is the server theme? The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
    How long has the server been active? The server has been active for more than 3 years.
    Is there a special game mode on the server? Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

    Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52
    Emeralds Found: 4095 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Animals Bred: 157 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

    No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

    Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

    Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Dimension Hops: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Farms Harvested: 741
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • GodmotherGoneWild

    GodmotherGoneWild
    Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

    Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

    Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • HateWatchMinecraftSMP

    HateWatchMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that everyone hates but you secretly love! Join us for wild adventures, crazy builds, and drama that will make you question your sanity. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you need? So come on, join us and be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyGoodVibes

    CraftyGoodVibes
    If they play on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is filled with the kindest, most generous players you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that one player once built an entire amusement park for their fellow gamers, complete with roller coasters, water slides, and even a petting zoo with virtual animals (don’t worry, they’re pixelated and totally safe to pet). Join our server and you’ll be greeted with gifts galore, from enchanted diamond armor to stacks upon stacks of golden apples. Plus, our players are always willing to lend a hand when you’re in need, whether it’s helping you defeat a pesky Ender Dragon or building you a castle fit for a Minecraft king. So if you want to surround yourself with the best of the best in the Minecraft community, come join us and bask in the glory of our truly good-hearted players.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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