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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7371 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 167 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken jockeys who ride around on baby zombies. It’s like a mini apocalypse on the server, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (unless you’re a potato).
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this carrot will have unlimited power over the server. Are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next potato king or queen!