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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3662 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 189 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where you can find rare loot, but beware of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether disco party where the ghasts DJ and the piglins breakdance.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it!