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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6536 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 2838 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?
But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.
So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!