Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

“Youth, Bad Luck, body count, college guy, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, exagerated rumors, extroverted, fear, flirty, GRANDPA, gtpicrel, handsome, love interest, main female character, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moral actions, PRESENCE, previous boyfriends, related, romcom, slut, smp, Virgin, white wash

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1332
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchantments Applied:	99
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the main love interest is a Minecraft character who has slept with over 100 villagers! That’s right, she’s a total Minecraft slut and she’s proud of it.

Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?

But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Votes:	5034	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Alien Abductions:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	9340

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	36	Towns Built:	1

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Potions Brewed:	157
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Animals Bred:	102	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Potions Brewed:	162
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	224410

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchantments Applied:	271
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2554	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gods Slained:	0

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Emeralds Found:	5661
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1948
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com