Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
Magic Crystals Found: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Runes Activated: 7
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Silvermons

    Silvermons

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Ascendant Survival

    Ascendant Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Crops Grown: 5806
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Cherry Survival

    Cherry Survival

    [1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MineRefuge

    MineRefuge

    MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 71 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The future

    The future

    Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Zombie Dances: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Dimension Hops: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • EnchantedMC

    EnchantedMC

    We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 119 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Survivify

    Survivify

    Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • WilderCraft

    WilderCraft

    New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Emeralds Found: 1634
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Mines Excavated: 4101

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BeeMC

    BeeMC

    BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Chaktet

    Chaktet

    Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Potions Brewed: 193 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • i-Pixelmon

    i-Pixelmon

    Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Zombie Dances: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • HappyCloud

    HappyCloud

    Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MineKeo Network

    MineKeo Network

    Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 9869

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • KiwiSMP

    KiwiSMP

    1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 461
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 104 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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