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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4488 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6163 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!
