Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	1673	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	891	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	143	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Farms Harvested:	548	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ores Mined:	5489
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com