Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4228
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	6521
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	8174	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Farms Harvested:	133	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchantments Applied:	115	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	3

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Emeralds Found:	5411
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Enchantments Applied:	171
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1252	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	2301	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Emeralds Found:	8678	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crops Grown:	6572

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7919	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com