Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2517
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchantments Applied:	154	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Buildings Constructed:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mines Excavated:	1737
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3272	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!