Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DefianceCraft

Parkour, PvP

DEFIANCECRAFT is back! PVP like in the old days,there are 6 parkours, complete parkours to get equipment, the harder the parkour the better the equipment in the chest when you finish them. You can kill iron golems for iron and kill pigs for experience, then enchant your own gear. Fight versus other people for their stuff! Join NOW! IP= 151.80.22.8

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

D.a. network

Anarchy, Dupe, Hardcore, PvP, Skygrid, Survival

Dupe server with an Anarchy vibe. No rules!! Hacking is allowed. Flight is enabled in the main world and some others for non client players. A full server economy with plenty of ways to earn money in-game without spending real world money. We are and will not ever be P2W. Op items can be obtained during events and when special worlds are opened. Currently, we have Minecraft Survival dupe as the primary world. SkyGrid and Hardcore Worlds are about to launch. Join our community on discord by using /discord in games. Give us a try today, you won’t regret it!Server IPJava: Play.dupeanarchy.comBedrock: DupeAnarchy0.bedrock.minehut.ggDiscord: https://discord.com/invite/3VWDJzSfvf

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Farms Harvested:	965

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Diamond MC

Survival

Minecraft Java Edition Server for 1.15 Regular Minecraft survival Includes: – Land claims (via GriefPrevention): 2000 claim blocks when you join. – Economy system (via Essentials and Vault) – And more

– Custom plugin features: – /buy (opens a simple buy GUI window to purchase items with cash) – Mob Cash System (kill mobs to earn cash)

Rules: – Don’t be an idiot. – No strictly offensive terms (racist, homophobic, sexist, etc).

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	2026	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ExKidTrix

Survival

A Awesome Survival Server BTW I’m not the owner i’m an admin tho do not greif do not hack!! make sure to have fun obey staff!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Victoriamc

Earth, Survival, Towny, Townywars

Welcome to VictoriaMC

VictoriaMC is a Minecraft Server Network which was initially founded on September of 2020. From then it grew into a huge community before eventually shutting down in July of 2021.

When I founded VictoriaMC almost 3 years ago I never thought that it would have become what it did.

VictoriaMC is now back, and ready to take on a new challenge.

VictoriaMC is a 1:750 scale of the earth with various quality of life plugins with an amazing community.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

2b4u Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

New server is custom anarchy No rules. No bans. Hacks allows. The server will have. – No dupe – Custom terrain – Custom mobs that drops Above vanilla enchanted gear – Custom enchants – Custom TNT! – Clan system Etc Map size starts at 1k x 1k . And will increase 1k per day. Will have /spawn command and if your in a clan you have a clan teleport to your base

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Potions Brewed:	199

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SmoothCrash

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

SmoothCrash is a PVE Survival server with a small player base consisting of mostly quiet adult players. We are looking to expand our player base. All ranks are available to all players with in game currency. We have the jobs plugin which pays out very high and with Triple Payout every weekend, be ready to rake it in no time. You can also sell your goods at /warp shop and make even more money. We have the CrazyEnchants plugin as well which offers a variety of incredible enchancements to your tools, gear and more. Each rank offers perks like /Fly and /Condense in the Reaper rank or /top and /ec (enderchest) in the Setler rank. We are open to idea and hoping a few good players can strut their stuff and maybe eventually help with Staff duties. We look forward to seeing you on SmoothCrash

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	4407

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Alaybox

PvP

Official Cz / sk AlayBox !Hi! We are starting a minecraft server, in the future there will also be ig, tt, yt, dc.You will find an elaborate boxfight with us, so you will definitely not be bored.There will be all kinds of Giveaways in the future, including a pinata.You can find other things on our server! :)So don’t wait and come! 😀

– Fleekz – Owner– Vojtafalk4 – Technik– Helper – Helper===================

Ip:AlayBox.aternos.me:29849Version: 1.18 / 1.18.1

Warez / Origo!

Online every day 🙂

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CrimsonPvP

PvP, Raiding

What is CrimsonPvP? CrimsonPvP is an upcomming CosmicPvP Test server. It has a ton of features from cosmic, such as koths, custom enchantments, envoys, conquests and more!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Limitless Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Towny

Come enjoy a outstanding community of members that all love the game! Enjoy all of our game modes including: Towny, OP Factions, Skyblock, OP Prison, Creative and more coming soon!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	101	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Neplo network

Survival

Neplo Network, Nepal’s one of the Best Survival server and Community with best gameplay and Security . We try our best to provide best experience to the player of our community. We are new and we hope that you will be a part of our community and become best community together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/93rkx88cgM

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Architech.MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Since opening in 2020, we have made a server that has everything. Our commitment to a smooth running server, exceptional playing experience, and incomparable player care keeps our community coming back again and again.

We never stop improving, and will continue to expand our player base. With 30 player slots bring your friends and get in and have some fun.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Og-land

Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to the OG-Land community!A new beginning for Romanian Minecraft.Don’t forget that Gaming is eternal!Everything you could want from a Romanian minecraft server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GoodChaos SMP

Survival

GoodChaos is not just your average SMP, but an incredibly unstructured SMP with hardly any rules and hardly any gameplay-changing plugins.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ein Minecraft KnockIt Server

KitPvP, PvP

KnockIt.eu is a Minecraft KnockIt server that you with Minecraft versions 1.8.x to 1.14.x.

KnockIt is a game mode in which you have to knock other players off a world or, for example, shoot them down with a bow to kill them. These worlds usually consist of several platforms, but can also look completely different. The world in which you play changes every five minutes to ensure a lot of variety.

Our system is supported by a statistics system that allows you to see how many kills, deaths and points you have in your scoreboard on the side. While you get 2 points for a kill, you lose one once you die.

There is also the option to change the weapons you play with or to buy them individually using your points.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.