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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2646 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.