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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 3345 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
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