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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1579 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Animals Bred: | 90 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5184 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!