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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4292 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 748723 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!