Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Villages Defended: 10
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Mine Pirata

    Mine Pirata

    MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Dungeon Realms

    Dungeon Realms

    DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1258 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SloMine

    SloMine

    Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BendersMC

    BendersMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6458 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Star Shards Collected: 89
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Dragon Scales Harvested: 388

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Towns Built: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Emeralds Found: 2973 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Alien Abductions: 4 Zombie Dances: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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