Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Dragons Tamed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • GREEN MC

    GREEN MC

    “Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3949
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Animals Bred: 71
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MysticLand

    MysticLand

    MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Villages Defended: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Rearth Server

    Rearth Server

    [Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 278 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8284 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BananaCraft Network

    BananaCraft Network

    BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MineXD

    MineXD

    MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SkyVillage

    SkyVillage

    SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DIRK.US

    DIRK.US

    A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Dimension Hops: 15
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pea

    Pea

    This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Olympus

    Olympus

    Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • VillageCraft

    VillageCraft

    Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Cobblehaven

    Cobblehaven

    Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • McCaverns

    McCaverns

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PandaCraft

    PandaCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Potions Brewed: 20
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Renatus Network

    Renatus Network

    Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Mines Excavated: 1484
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Void Gems Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TANOMI

    TANOMI

    You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Alien Abductions: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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