Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

COME JOIN US. IP: ChaosHub.netMinecraft 1.20.2 Skyblock & SurvivalChaos Hub is the ultimate network for the gamemodes you love. We provide the best fully customized skyblock and survival gameplay around. Our community is second to none, and filled with friendly players.– Compatible Versions: 1.9-1.20.2 – Friendly & Dedicated Staff Team – Skyblock: Casino, Upgradable Islands, Player Mines, mcMMO – Survival: Coming soon – Epic Ranks at https://store.chaoshub.net/

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

OrionCraft is created for survival players who want to dip their toes into the exciting world of modded gameplay while preserving vanilla gameplay. You always have that one friend that doesn’t like to build or the other that doesn’t like to mine. With that in mind we created OrionCraft so that you don’t have to split up from your friends because there is something to do for everybody. With the Java and Bedrock compatibitlity we made that option even better. So grab your friends and decide if you wanna be on the PVP leaderboard or you wanna make your own custom painting with the Art plugin! Some of our features: – Crates – Playerwarps – Chest Shops – 1450+ Quests – Grief Prevention – Land Claiming – – McMMO – Events & Contests – Jobs – Keep Inventory (except End) – Dynamap and more! –

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	174	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server [1.16 – 1.20] with a small community trying to entertain and have fun, we hope you enjoy it a lot <3

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	56	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

MineVillage is a new Minecraft network offering unique survival experiences. We’re currently offering two unique game modes. Oneblock & Earth.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.