Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Animals Bred:	141

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	238	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Animals Bred:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Relaunch of the legendary semi-vanilla server! GRIEFING & RAIDING! SETHOMES & TPA! VOTING REWARDS! (No claims, economy, map resets, or hacking) SEMI-VANILLA at its PURIST.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!