Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Potions Brewed:	84	Ores Mined:	6055

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

Want to play a server where its fun and anyone is welcome? Join us for the adventure and experience survival with a twist! – Survival with land claim! – Custom Crates – /rankup with in-game currency – Custom Tags – Friendly knowledgeable staff – Minigames – Events – Simple rules like no hack clients or exploits – Great community / Active staff! – Discord games & giveawaysThanks for looking and i hope to see you on the server and forum!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EpikLava

Survival

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3189
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Finmine is a small, welcoming Vanilla Minecraft Server that’s been around since 2011. If you’re looking to meet new people and become part of a close-knit community, then Finmine is the server for you! And while our player base is large, our server is never too crowded, making it a great environment for players who find larger servers overwhelming.What we have to offer: – Vanilla Survival + Economy, Jobs, & Player Warps – 2 Creative Worlds – Minigames – Discord Community + Game Nights & Events – Dedicated StaffCome and join the fun! We hope to see you soon.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1433	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival in its purest form, our goal is to make you feel the nostalgia when you are in our server, we also have the Bed Wars and Parkour mode to have a good time playing with your friends!JAVA IP: lokalcraft.com BEDROCK IP: lokalcraft.com PORT: 25571→ Java & Bedrock → Version 1.17 & 1.20.1 → 24/7 No premium and premium → Survival → Bed Wars → Parkour → Custom enchants → House protection → Economy → Shop → Crates

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1395	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.