Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crops Grown:	2942
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Crops Grown:	3446
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We are looking for people to join are minecraft server. SERVER NAME: Fox&theHoundSurvival SMP Difficulty-HARD Version-1.20.4Feel free to join are discord https://discord.gg/kd5Urmtf

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

• Prison <- Rank up From A-Z To Prestige • PVP <- Battle Other Players For there Loot • Parkour <- Beat Our Mid-Hard Ones For a Reward In-Game • Events <- We will host events Around the holidays and Other Times so stay tuned! • Special Commands <- Get Special Commands From our Store to Use In-Game • Auction House <- Sell Items On the server For extra $

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	904	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5484	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	169
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.