Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

JonGames Minecraft 1.14.4 Server (1.9 – 1.18 clients supported) Peaceful Guilds with land claiming and Economy game-play in Survival mode (This is a Java server (IP: jongames.com) with Bedrock client support (IP: bedrock.jongames.com)) NEW Custom End dimension was released March 2022!!! Try the new mobs, items, biomes, and mechanics today! We Love Builds & Art: check the website for 3D photos and 3D models of some of the builds people have made on the server! You and your builds may be featured there too in the future! Absolutely Free – No donations & no VIP This server is an effort of passion and a hobby project. I have the resources to run it for years, so please stop by and take a look. Enjoy simple casual game-play with tight knit community that is totally free. Events are held frequently about once a week! You can also enjoy spending your free time with our minigames, we have SkyWars, spleef, parkours, a maze, a mob arena, a casino, elytra race, lighter arena, murder mystery, and we will most likely keep on adding more to the list! No Griefing. /howto 1 /howto 2 /howto 3 … /howto 7 to learn how to play denMS

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5097	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

mc.lolSurvival 1.20.4 with SlimeFun Parkour & BedWarsSurvival 1.16.5 multiple types of Survival with plugins and vanilla. Minigames, Among US, BedWars, SkyWars. Parkour PVP Games, Practice, UHC RUN, EggWars, Factions and many many more

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

This server is an exceptionally built, custom gamemode, that is constantly updating and expanding to meet the player’s wants and needs. The staff team are always listening to the community to help create a better society for the server.PrismForge is the #1 RPG Factions server with a custom coded PVP and another PVE MMORPG Gamemode. All of our gamemodes are completely custom coded by our development team. We offer an actual unique experience unlike many other servers.Factions: – RPG Factions – Giant well made warzone – 190+ Custom Items, 150+ Custom Enchantments – Ranked PvP Fights – Bosses, Envoys, KotH, FFA & more events

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

NEW STAFF NEEDEDA brand new feature packed server with a player run economy and a ton of exciting features! We have Jobs, Quests, Crates & MORE!We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features and commands with each rank and making yourself more powerful!Our features include: Jobs, Economy, Survival, PvE, PVP, Friendly Community, Active Staff, Voting Rewards (Crates)!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Humblex: Phoenix Edition Thank You and Set Foot On A Truly Remarkable Journey With Us.IP: mc.humblex.netHumblex is a Sci-Fi Story Based Survival Multiplayer Server with a hybrid survival-faction system and includes infinite events/minigames for players to enjoy.What Humblex Offers: – Story-based Multiplayer Server (Sci-Fi) – A brand new experience on survival multiplayer experience. – Survival and Faction (Hybrid System) into one GameMode. – Interval ( Events | Minigames ) – Graphical Changes to Vanilla Minecraft – Cracked & Premium Support – Multiplatform (Coming Soon)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!