Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Skuad

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey all! Thanks for checking out our MinecraftServers page! Skuad is a pretty casual survival Minecraft! We run a variety of plugins to make the survival experience a bit more enjoyable! We have an economy run mostly by players, rankups that give you perks (for in-game money), and claiming! Among other things! Come say hi to us either in-game or on our Discord!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

IniziCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Inizicraft is a server network that has grown and changed in six years of existence. Inizicraft allows players to join and play along with their group of friends or collaborate with others who are on the server. We aim to provide a variety of different playing options to give all visitors something to enjoy. Rather than pay for a server or realm to play with your friends, hop on Inizicraft and enjoy our survival or creative experience that provides a vanilla experience, with the addition of helpful plugins that players can use if they wish. Inizicraft also hosts the Minecraft Building Toronto Network, which is a project is recreating the City of Toronto on a 1:1 Scale.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

True Worlds

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Polished since 2011, True Worlds is like a Diamond. We welcome You with a warm-hearted community of all ages. NO VIPs, only playtime matters and as a Beginner you’ll have everything you really need. Five different gamemodes open for every player, most popular of which are Survival, AcidIsland and Creative. Item-based currency and rewards transferable between gamemodes. Rewards from parkours, minigames and monthly achievements. Come and discover the rest yourself!

True Worlds is like a diamond, polished since 2011. We warmly welcome you to True with the whole community. We do NOT have Tips, because only playing time matters. Even as a Beginner, you have the right to everything you need. There are five game environments open to each player, the most popular of which are Survival, AcidIsland and Creative. Currency is tangible gold and prizes can be moved between game environments. You can redeem prizes for parkours, mini-games and monthly achievements. Come and experience True in all its glory!

﹥ IP: trueworlds.net (JE Premium) ﹥ Website: https://trueworlds.net/ ﹥ Discord: https://discord.gg/SkKe8nM ﹥ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trueworldsofficial/

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FNaF Sister Server

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Official Sister FNaF Server! We are new and improved and a better FNaF server than ever before! In our server we have replicas of the FNaF maps 1-4, Fredbear’s Family Diner, FNaF Sister Location, the Pizza Simulator, Ultimate Custom Night, and the many spin-offs such as FNaC and TJoC as roleplay maps! We have also an Undertale section to our server for all of those Undertale Fans! But not only do we just have detailed role play maps, we also feature WORKING Factions and PlotMe, and Survival Plots! We are adding more as time goes along, our most recent additions to our server includes Bendy and the Ink Machine roleplay maps and Survival Plots! We have a very hardworking staff team who are always available to help. We hope you enjoy our server! Join us at fnafsisterserver.net. Also, check out our website at www.fnafsisterserver.enjin.com! We are in no way affiliated with Scott Cawthon, the makers of Undertale, or Disney.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineSpazio

Factions, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

THE BEST SERVER IN LATIN AMERICA SPEAKS HISPANIC WITH SURVIVAL FACTIONS SKYBLOCK PRISON HG PUENTES BUILDBATLE DESTROY THE NEXUS SKYWAR SKYGRID ROLEPLAY SPAZIOCOD AND MORE!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1813	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SnickerzCraft

Factions, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Here at SnickerzCraft our main objective is to have fun, with a wide variety of plugins the server is one step away from being modded without mods! Custom furniture and maps make SnickerzCraft a unique and amazing server with an awesome community! There’s something for everyone here at SnickerzCraft including RPG and Survival. We offer a unique player market as well as an Admin shop, the donation store is affordable and we are currently working on an Elemental prison server which is going to rock your socks off!

So don’t hesitate, come along and meet our extensive range of custom mobs, bosses and blocks, some of which include: Custom Backpacks, Fruit and vegetables, Table of elements, Custom survival items and much much more!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Faceland

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Faceland is a survival server with an RPG twist! As you kill monsters you level up and grow stronger, gaining statpoints and awesome gear! The farther you you explore, the tougher the monsters get, and the greater the rewards become!

Join us at PLAY.FACE.LAND , or visit our website, https://www.face.land !

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JumpCraft Parkour

Creative, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

JumpCraft is the largest US network that is dedicated to parkour. There are over 800+ courses on the server with new ones being added every day. Rankup, earn perks and build up your parkour skills on this server! Hope to see you there!

Jumpcraft Survival

Jumpcraft Parkour 700+ Parkour Maps Challenge Maps and Rewards 12+ Rankup Courses Designer World Dropper Maps 4 Difficulties Practice Server

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PotatoCraft

New server! Not looking for staff atm! Join now(: Factions! Friendly staff!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LotsOGames Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival

LotsOGames is a minigame network that aims to be non-pay to win, and fun for everyone all ages. LotsOGames listens to you and will improve every day.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Horizon RPG

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HorizonRPG 1.18.2

Dungeons McMMO Quests Elite Mobs Trading Land Claims

IP: play.horizonrpg.net

Welcome to the future of gaming, we innovate Minecraft to the next level.

Join up now to be able to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, complete dungeons with friends take over the server and build a kingdom.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Deepslate

Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

DEEPSLATE.DE SKYBLOCK, ARENA & MORE Deepslate is a Skyblock server for the Java version. Here you can build your own island and compete against challenging waves of mobs in the arena together with your friends! There are daily rewards and lots of mini-games to discover. You always stay up to date on the Discord server. All ranks can be unlocked with play money, which you get through various activities.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6720	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Calzones Quarry

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Created by Minecraft players, for Minecraft players. with years of experience and knowledge I bring you the masterpiece that is this server. With a small host of classic plugins and a little elbow grease I nurtured life into this playground. Now I extend this invitation to join and be apart of a sparking community. See you soon!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TKCraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

From 1.19.4 to 1.20.X | [TK]Craft IP: tekaz.net

SurvivalOP is a modality where you will find custom biomes, custom villages, custom items, ranks, economy, pvp, custom bosses, trade, clans and many more!

Discord: https://discord.gg/wwQuNAsF5w

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ferox Reborn

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Do you remember of Ferox, the friendly, non grief survival based server ? It is back! If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

– Version 1.20 – Player Warps | Like showing off what you can build? We have a plugin which allows you to make warps as you rank-up with in-game balance purchases. – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease from griefers and have an ability to stop mobs from spawning and attacking you! – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has its own upgrades and perks, buy these with in-game money! – Player-Driven Economy | Shops and markets are ran by players, join and start your own business! – Art Map | Like doing pixelated art? We have an art plugin which allows you to do so. – Friendly Community | Although we are a small server, we encourage our players to be mature, respectful, and friendly! – Jobs | Like making money, like doing business? We have a jobs-based plugin which generates you more money as you get to a higher level from completing jobs such as Mining, Fishing, Farming & Woodcutting (including many more!)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!