Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	108	New Chunks Explored:	777324
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Boyz SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great world! Land claims, jobs, economy and shops. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported. 1.19 supported

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ExoTeam – Club Exo

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

Are you looking for a Minecraft Java and Bedrock compatible server with over 100 extra features? Take a look at our server! ExodusMC – Network | We have the following: > Technical Section: > Immediate support for the latest versions of Minecraft Java and Bedrock > Compatibility with all Java-Bedrock plugins > Good atmosphere > Our Unique Survival Mode! > ExodusMC Data and IP | IP: ExoTeam.Gamesrv.net | Port: 19132 (Bedrock default) | Version: 1.20+ | Plataforma: Java | Bedrock Our Discord https://discord.gg/zGBWwDezF4 Everything and MUCH more within our server JOIN SOON!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mcfamily VN

Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Towny

MCFAMILY Vietnam server. There are genres such as Vietnam’s number one MMORPG, TOWNY, SKYBLOCK and other MINIGAME

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Watones

Survival, Survival Games

Server Survival 1.16.5 with Crates, ranks, events, giveaways Remember to follow the server rules Non-toxicity No spam No scamear

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Triumphia

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Spikeycraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PremierNetwork HUB

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

Our games and servers on PremierNetwork: + PremierCraft Survival: 1.17.X Hard Emek Survival & RPG + LumiCraft Survival: 1.17.X Survival + LifeDeath Anarchy: 1.12.2 True Anarchy + LITSKY SkyBlock: 1.8.8 Klasik SkyBlock + AristoCraft OPFactions: 1.12.2 Klasik OPFactions + WinderMC Survival: 1.8.8 Klasik Survival + FlukyPVP: 1.8.8 Fun Knockback FFA PVP + ManiacTNT: 1.8.8 Fun TNT Run + PremierMGM: SurvivalGames, PUBG and more (Minigames)

We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	8967

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ThePondMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

ThePondMC | Owned by DuckyTheGamer

– Weekly Updates – – CUSTOM Battle Pass – – UNIQUE Skills System – – Minions & Wands – – MUCH MUCH MORE!

Bedrock & Java compatible.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Fade SMP

Economy

A new smp that is looking for (ACTIVE) members JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW ty <3

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MCessence.com

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Taiwan Brocoli Server

PvP, Survival

Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.