Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	574

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	2937

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	850
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchantments Applied:	287	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

– $1000 FTOP PRIZE – RAID & PVP EVENTS – KitPVP, KoTH’s & 1V1 – OPTIMISED PRINTER, Schematica – WORKING CANNONS – TNT Knockback & Damage Disabled – CROPHOPPERS, Sellwands & Super-Creepers – GENBUCKETS, Infinite – Cobble, Sand, Obsidian – VOID/SELL CHESTS, Chunk Busters, and much more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.