Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Crops Grown:	4500	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

We’ve been operating for over 2 years now, and very rarely reset, typically only for major updates unless it can be avoided. The server is best described as an RPG-like survival server, with a lot of freedom for you to choose how you play. New updates are being pushed every week, featuring tons of new mechanics only seen in mods, custom items, bosses, and more! I hope to see more friendly faces, all are welcome! And if you ever have any questions, concerns, or suggestions, feel free to reach me in the discord! Cheers <3

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Build the Vote

Creative

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2490	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.16 Survival server that uses Optifine & a unique Resource Pack to give players decorative items, such as furniture, weapons, costumes, and more! We focus on Aesthetic builds & building a helpful and friendly community where players can relax and build. To find out more about us, Visit us on PlanetMinecraft!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Good luck!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same exact BORING experience on every single Minecraft server you join? So were we. That’s why TTVSMP was created. We’re a survival server with MiniGames, streamers, twitch drops, alcohol brewing, economy, shops, full-scale mob dungeons, Elite Mobs, arenas, active staff, grief protection, and over 100+ plugins to make sure everyone has FUN on our server – no exceptions. All of this sound good? Join us. We are NEVER pay-to-win and never will be. TTVSMP was created in the image of what we believe to be the “old school” Minecraft experience. We are mainly a survival server, but with an astounding amount of plugins, addons, & so many things to do. We can’t describe everything we have here because we are limited, so check out our Discord!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MugroKraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

(+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.