Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CarsonCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

CarsonSMP is a semi-vanilla, survival world with an almost infinite border. A small community, but dedicated to playing survival. The owner, Cdcarson99 loves to share and loves to help other succeed in any project. This server includes a few plugins, none of which are overpowered!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minemass

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minemass is a modern, high-quality, Hungarian minecraft server with many game modes and unusual systems. If you like Prison, Skyblock, Survival game modes, you must try this one too!

Join our community, lead the top lists!

English: If you’re an avid Minecraft player who’s looking for a server that offers a little something extra, Minemass is the perfect choice for you! This modern, high-quality Hungarian Minecraft server boasts a variety of game modes and unusual systems that you won’t find anywhere else. If you are a fan of Prison, Skyblock, or Survival, Minemass is a server you absolutely must try. Join this lively community today and climb your way to the top of the leaderboards! – HUNGARIAN LANGUAGE ONLY. NO English chat!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Love Letters Sent:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cookies And Cream Hype

Economy, PvP, Survival

Brand new server! Come join the fun Minecraft adventure that is Cookies And Cream Hype!

We’re a small whitelist server developing a mature and friendly community for anyone that’d like to join us. Apply on our discord server :]

Discord: https://discord.gg/KgGw8jUXGt Server IP: mc.cookiesandcreamhype.com Version : 1.19.4 (Java)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cyberius

Creative, Vanilla

¡Bienvenid@s a Cyberius! IP: play.tecnius.net Technical survival server, latest version of Java AND Bedrock, community focused for NON premium and premium. There are great new items and dynamics that will make your experience special! The optional Texturepack includes custom skins, new items and mobs. You’ll also find Dungeons with special bosses, unique items, and custom weapons! And we have creative world! The staff is very active, and is always working to fix any problem or question that arises. Don’t hesitate to talk to them! The community awaits you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Fox Crafters Survival Moderno

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Modality: Modern Survival, server made by people who want something different in the way it is played and shared among friends

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Spot Games

Bedwars, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to Spot Games! We have been providing fun for everyone for over 3 years, always bringing updates and improvements to ensure an even better gaming experience for everyone.

We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival, Skyblock, RankUP, FullPvP and more!

Our servers are available in versions 1.8 to 1.20

IP do servidor: spotgames.net IP Bedrock: mobile.spotgames.net Porta: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/spotgames Website: https://spotgames.net/

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CrypticMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

Come join our server with constant updates bug fixes and more. Why should you join? well you will be on a survival race to become number 1. the server is active with good staff helping out where ever they can. we have custom plugins that make out server stand out. You earn reward for playing. This isn’t just your normal survival server here you can: – Do quests – Get jobs that pay – use a dark currency to get temp ranks and keys – Claim your land for protection. – Work together And so much more If any of that interests you come give us a look and even if it doesn’t still come check up out because we have something for everyone. CrypticMC!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pixels Semi-Vanilla

Survival

1.18 – 1.20.1 Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server.

Temperatures and seasons! Daily Crate Keys! Simple Voice Chat mod supported!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Encore MC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Encore MC is our humble home and shall be yours aswell!

We welcome you to a brand new experience with brand new adventures to be part of! Hop on with your friends and explore what awaits new in this new journey!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ReverieClub

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

reverieclub is a high-quality Minecraft SMP server, Survival SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: reverieclub.com BEDROCK IP: reverieclub.com (Port 19132)

1.18 -> 1.20+ are supported!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4992
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ducks N Daisies

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

1.20.4 Vanilla SMP Features Listed Below > Claiming/Chestlock > Catching Mobs like Pokémon > Friendly Staff > Economy > Active/Helpful Community > Awesome Crates > Cosemetics > Women on here btw

join Ducks N Daisies now “pwease, rawr x3”

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Tower of Dreams

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

New server, friendly mods/admins, Guilds, pets, dungeons, PvP arena, mini games, survival game! and tons of fun, for people who love to adventure. Join us!…

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DSBZ

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

DBC Server 1.7.10, already a year old, we have variety of things and we are the server with the most content of our type, there are quite a few modes and it is quite active

Únenos!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Changed Evade

FTB, PvP, Survival

Changed Evade is a Modded Survival Hard Difficulty Server Dedicated to Players who are a huge fan of Changed. On Steam!

We Provide alot of Rules that arent so strict and allow players to pvp and Protect there builds from other players using FTB Claim Protection.

We have bunch of NPC Quest and Stores for you to have fun. many mods such as Mrcrayfish gun mod, Simpleplanes, Ftb Systems, and so much more!

This Server is for forge 40.2.0 and 1.18.2 Java Edition

Check out our modpack to play! https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/changedevade

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	127	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Legion Network – Factions / Survival

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Legion, a small network looking to expand and grow! We offer an impressive list of features that is expanded upon & perfected each day : Will you Discover hidden skills and progress your character to its highest form to unlock new powerful items, armour sets, talismans, pets & even dungeons over on our survival world.. Or will you progress deeper into our factions world & begin raiding your enemies and building your empire!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!