Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Gradient SMP

Survival, Vanilla

On this server, you can play survival calmly, without having to worry because there is RedProtect! (RP).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SimpMC

Earth, Vanilla

Minecraft Vietnam server Skyblock – Survival – Skygen Bedrock edition is supported Version 1.16.5~1.19.x

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cynagen SMP | Bedrock Support

bedrock, Community, Economy, Friendly, Landclaim, Playershop, Plotshop, Semivanilla, Shop, Simple, Small, smp, Survival, Tiny

Cynagen basically another survival multiplayer server. This is very unfortunate. This is a small community server.

Cynagen is a classic survival multiplayer server that focuses on the core aspects of Minecraft; building, exploring, and surviving. We have some extra features on the server which will further enhance your experience on the server. We do not tolerate griefing on the server and we try to provide a friendly community where players can and enjoy their time online

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

tvslap

Survival

We have StarterKits, If you Vote you get 4 diamonds per day and it’s fun. What are you waiting for join the server and i hope you enjoy 🙂

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cosmo Survival Server!

Crates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways, mcmmo, voting, bounties and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Discord: discord.gg/8R85sDvY5g

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ArcaneCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival

arcane Pvp is a dedicated server that is up and coming, Welcoming all players to come and enjoy the fun, the server is an Old school factions server with no pay to win We are currently looking for more staff and builders . Check us out at 192.3.46.140:25565 And help us Expand our player base! Plugins installed on server: mcmmo, factions, essentials, shop, citizens, mob arena

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1134	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft Evi

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

Official Minecraft Server of Minecraft Evi Everything About Minecraft: minecraftevi.com Server Store: market.minecraftevi.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Boyz SMP – Not just for Boyz! 🔸 Java and Bedrock support 🔸 Pets🔸 BedWars 🔸 Economy 🔸 Cheeky AI bot🔸

bedrock, Bedwars, Casino, Clans, Dailyrewards, Economy, Friendly, Network, Parkour, Pets, Rewards, Shops, Skyblock, Slots, Survival, Votingrewards

Not only for Boyz! Family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great community! Friendly staff and great players! Land claims, clans, jobs, economy, pets and shops. BedWars, Parkour, Spleef, Splegg, TNT run, and Box PvP, with more minigames to come. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported.

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	1554	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Golden Torch

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Golden Torch

This is a Economy/Survival world, with unique Jobs! Team up with friends, its safer with more people! (claims+teams available)

Grind resources and sell them at the local marketplace! PVP Arena coming soon (with bets)

Skyblock is avilable soon! (:

If you have any feedback or questions ask for a admin as we are active quite a lot! (:

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AVAS

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

ip: avas versions: 1.9-1.20.2

AVAS stands for Absolute Vanilla Anarchy Survival. The server tries to get as close to the vanilla Minecraft experience as possible, with no moderation and minimal modification. Hacking, griefing, and exploiting are all allowed and encouraged.

Server features: – Complete freedom to use the flight and movement modules, unlike most other anarchy servers. – Unique dupe system. When you vote for AVAS, you get points which can be used to dupe a held item stack. – Active Discord community with lots of “friendly” players. – No “Pay to win”. Donors receive only chat cosmetics that do not affect gameplay.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Air Vanilla

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Did you want to play mine and meet new friends? JAVA 1.8 a 1.20 | IP: airvanilla.online MCPE | IP: airvanilla.online Porta: 19132

One of the largest Survival networks in Brazil, having a Vanilla Survival server and our new Oneblock with economy systems, teams, wars, etc.

LINKS Discord: https://discord.gg/airvanilla Website/store: airvanilla.online

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CubedCraft | Free minecraft Servers | TNTWars

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CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.com

PlayerServersAlways wanted to be able running your own server without having to spend a single penny? Well you’re in luck!On CubedCraft you have the chance to create your personal server with a range and 20 playerslots!

In the lobby to start your adventure on your personal server use the command “/create (Name)” in the lobby!After this you can use the emerald found in your inventory to join your own server. Or either by doing “/join own”.Other players their servers can be found in the server selector in the lobby. Or “/join (server-name)” can be used.

Plugins can be installed by using the “/control” command while on your playerserver.You can also change the settings in the control pannel. And so can you change some settings on the website found at in the “Dashboard”.

We even have a functional console for you to enjoy on our website cubedcraft.comHere you can also find our custom made FileManager. You can find these two things at “My Server”.

Kingdoms 1.8.+We all know what factions is lets face it.Kingdoms is somewhat different to factions seeing the features we provide on here.

Examples of these are you having to not just protect your land and base but especially the heart of your kingdom. Otherwise known as your core.

With the core you can do things such as managing members within your kingdom.But you can also provide upgrades to expand the kingdom with members or upgrading the health of your core.While your core is standing so are your claims. Your claims will be gone once your core is destroyed by an enemy.

Who will you trust? Who will you slay?Start your kingdom today!

Warzone Minigame – 1.8+Our custom minigame named Warzone is a gamemode where two teams “red” and “blue” fight eachother to the death to be the victors.The objective is to destroy all the wool of the enemy. We also have a range of kits that you are able with the coins you earn from either destroying the wool of the enemy or killing enemies in your way!Kits and maps are frequently updated and we are open for suggestions!

TNT-Wars Minigame – 1.8+On our custom coded TNT-Wars you can build your own unique TNT-cannons. From shotguns to missles do what you are best at!Blow the enemies up to pieces so they won’t see sunlight any time soon anymore!The first team that reaches 15 kills is the winner!

Xrun – 1.8+On our custom coded game you can race like you’ve never seen before!With our range of maps you’ll never get tired of this fun minigame!Knock eachother off to be the winner and try to get your greatest possible time!

Information:server IP: mc.cubedcraft.comWebsite: https://cubedcraft.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GR

Hope we see you soon!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

boxchamp

Creative, Economy, FTB, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Box And Skymine, Duels, Custom Shops, Custom Ranks and nice staff, tons of dimensions and new updates everyday

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

panghuanMC

MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to PangHuan (Fat Badger) SMP w/ mcMMO & Residence no ranks, no VIP, no bs Hacked client users are welcome too, QQ: 186381920

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	108

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ClearCoast – Survival with 2 rules

Anticheat, LATEST, Latestplugins, Latestversion, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vival

What is this server? Well, its a minecraft server that has no resets,some rules, if you want to you can join itOnly things we made is anti-xray and an anticheat, so um yeah :)Also no chat filter.Apply here: discord.gg/6kKc2EJG2 RULES:NO GRIEFINGNO STEALING

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!