Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SolaceMC SMP 1.20+

Chestshops, Delivery, Economy, Envoys, Factories, Jobs, Levels, Lottery, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Skills, smp, Survival, Worldgen

And so many more things to do! and a whole lot more plugins!

We also have very friendly staff and a great small community already to start off and build it even more!

We are looking for more staff so please contact an administrator on our Discord, LINK above ^

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Sunshineblossoms

Survival, Vanilla

Fun new Minecraft server to play on with friends! We have tons of fun events with custom items, a nice community and staff team, and lots more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	195	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

muddcraft

Survival

A simple 1.20.2 Server with some cool plugins to keep those folks in check. Basically a pure Survival Server, but we will be doing some work through-out.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CosmosMC – Earth – Survival – Lifesteal

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Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Lifesteal gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.cosmosmc.orgPORT: 19132

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EraMC

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En–>Era is a community-driven Minecraft server catering to players who appreciate the old-school survival experience. Running on version 1.8.9, our server offers a vanilla (or SMP) gameplay environment similar to the early days of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on providing a pure survival experience without the interference of plugins that drastically alter gameplay.Ru–>Era is a community aimed at players who appreciate the old-fashioned survival experience in Minecraft. Running on version 1.8.9, our server offers a vanilla (or SMP) style gaming environment reminiscent of the early days of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on offering a pure survival experience without the interference of plugins that radically change

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ArticMc

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

ARTICMC SKYBLOCK | – Mobcoins – Pets – Farming Tools – Mining Worlds – Bosses & more!

IP: Play.articmc.us Discord: discord.gg/articmc

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Angor Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

Angor Craft is a server that owns two servers. Geopolitical subserver and LifeSteal. Vote for the server if it’s valid, and if not then prosecute

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ChillSMP Survival 1.19

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Welcome to ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on earth, hands down. We’re a Survival server running on 1.19 with new world generation—the latest version of Minecraft.

[+] Grief Protection[+] Player Ran Economy[+] Need Staff[+] Free Ranks[+] Vehicles[+] Semi VanillaAnd so so much more.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.chillsmp.orgPORT: 19132

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

isoVerse [1.20 Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Parkour, Games, Hardcore, Factions] Java + Bedrock

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isoVerse is a new Minecraft 1.20 network with SEVEN fun servers: Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Games, Hardcore, Parkour, Factions.

IP & Website: isoVerse.net | Join with Java + Bedrock

Begin your Survival adventure in Imber, a huge town with a hundred fun quests. Trade with new deals daily in our dynamic economy, set up chest shops, create towns, rent land, build with friends, and more!

In Skyblock, survive on a floating Island with minimal resources. Level-up and expand solo or with friends. Collect crystals to buy upgrades and boosters. Customize and upgrade your Island!

Join Creative to build anything you can imagine on a 99×99 plot. Build with friends and use free WorldEdit, and show off your creations in a monthly contest to earn free ranks!

Our Games include Cake Wars, Kit PvP, 1v1 challenges, and many fun seasonal games and events throughout the year. Battle, build, and play games and events to earn loot and a spot on the leaderboard!

On Hardcore, survive in the harsh wilderness with maximum difficulty. Fight 20 unique hostile mobs during a Blood Moon. If you die, you’re locked out for increasing lengths of time!

In Parkour, jump to earn free cosmetic perks throughout isoVerse, XP, crates, and a spot on the leaderboard. Over 40 easy, medium, and hard courses, with your personal Infinite Parkour lobby!

Play Factions to build up your territory and power. Make allies or enemies with other factions, or decide to be a lone ranger. Participate in jobs, shop in a dynamic economy, and protect your base!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ores Mined:	2074

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OgMc

Survival, Vanilla

og mc is a server with a nice community and a good dsicord server. this server has no excessive mods that alter the game 7000 ways to heavan. ive seen that these server are like non existant anymore so i went ahead and made this. enjoy.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NulCraft

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Nulcraft is a Minecraft PvP server in 1.8.9. It is a server created by the two YouTubers AzpazTV and Ikutsen.

Versions Premium & Crack acceptées

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7135

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Shadow Kingdom Network | mc.shadowkingdom.org

Antigrief, Creative, Economy, Freebuild, Minigames, Plots, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Shadow Kingdom!

Our network is divided between two main gamemodes: Creative Build Discovery and Towny Survival.

Creative Build Discovery

Creative Build Discovery is a creative-mode server that puts an emphasis on sharing your builds with the community. Using our custom build discovery and submission system, you can earn server ranks by sharing your creations with friends. We offer both regular-sized and large-sized plots upon joining the server for the first time, so you should never run out of space for creation. We also offer some of the most advanced building tools easily accessible such as WorldEdit, Arceon, VoxelSniper, GoBrush, GoPaint, and more!

CreativeBD: How To Submit A Build [Tutorial]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch3xGRFIciE

Towny Survival

We also run a high-class Towny server, which offers competitive PvP, free ranks, land protections, and so much more! Our Towny server allows toggleable PvP, an economy-oriented ranking ladder, and no griefing/stealing, creating a very laid back experience. On our Towny server, the economy is community-driven. This means that there is no admin shop, and everyone has the ability to create their own marketplaces and make extra money by selling their valuables to fellow players!

Conclusion

Here at Shadow Kingdom, we work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! http://shadowkingdom.org/

We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hotdog Water | Hardcore Vanilla Survival | Semi-Anarchy

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Hotdog Water is hardcore.The experience here is meant to replicate, as closely as possible, playing hardcore Minecraft with a group of friends. To this end there isn’t a fixed reset date/time period. Instead, world reset is determined democratically. A continuous vote is held on discord, and a 2/3 majority is required to reset.

This server is vanilla.We use a couple of plugins for optimization and moderation, and there is an optional custom resource pack. It turns water buckets into hotdog water buckets, just for a bit of branding. A vanilla scoreboard is used to show player hearts in the tab list. It’s fun to watch people die or almost die when they’re in a tough spot.Otherwise there are no game changing modifications.There is no random teleport.There is no teleport to bed.There is no land claim.There are no factions.There is no economy (except that built by players).

RulesPVP is allowed.Griefing is allowed.Fun is allowed.You can curse and swear and joke around, just don’t be a wiener.No cheating/hacking.

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Anarcheart

Anarchy, LifeSteal

AnarcHeart is a semianarchy server with lifesteal plugin on. You can kill players and gain there hearts.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Divine Spears Created:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Imperium

Adventure, Community, Fun, MCMMO, Survival

A brand new Minecraft server based on the world download of one of the best minecraft community servers Datblock! Come join the Survival world with a lot of different plugins added to ensure everyone can have a great time!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.