Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Farms Harvested:	641
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

sakuramc

Mini Games

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

siagne.net [France]

[France] Survival – PvP – Claims – Shops. The beginning is relatively difficult. The nights are nightmarish.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1876	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Good Vibrations

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Hello! Welcome to Good Vibrations! This is a factions server dedicated to having fun. We are running the latest version of Minecraft, and will update whenever we can. There isnt much else to it, just come here and have fun. Play factions! Good luck! Also, we are accepting staff applications!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Elysium Minecraft Server

Elysium is a Multiworlds server with magic and ranks. These worlds are a mix of creative and survival, skylands and flatlands. We also have clans and towny! Please join us by visiting ELYSIUMMC.INFO and sign up on the whitelist! Then go to the IP! See you there 😀

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafters-Island

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Survival

Welcome to Crafters-Island! We strive to maintain a free to play environment for all to enjoy. This means that all of the things that we sell in our store are mainly cosmetic purposes and don’t give players an advantage over each other. We currently offer 3 game modes SMP (1.15.2) – SMP is our most popular game mode. Build, explore, fight, or just hang out with lots of other players in this non-competitive vanilla focused game mode. Prisons (1.12.2) – Enjoy Prisons like you never have before with classic prisons feel. Unlock some of our custom enchants with tokens, that are gained by mining. Creative (1.15.2) – Unleash your inner creativity and show off your builds to everyone with monthly build competitions hosted on the forums. Players gain access to world edit if they vote. All our servers are joinable in 1.12.2-1.15.2, the versions listed are their respective version. Where can you find us? Well, I’m glad you asked. We have many ways in which you can find us that will be linked below.

Website: https://www.crafters-island.com/ Forums: https://forums.crafters-island.com/ Discord: https://discord.io/craftersisland

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ChrisCraft

Fun, nice staff, bukkit and ranks! Owner: rc286970 You can appy for MOD and Member on our site! If you vote you get 3 diamonds! Have Fun!!! Join Today!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ODD_Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome This server is a bit of a vanilla twist. I’m trying to keep the plugins as low -key and quality of lifeish as I can. Most features will be open right off the bat. I’m not big on rank locks and payed content. I am new to setting this stuff up so forgive me in advance XD. I’m willing to add and remove stuff if enough people want it. So come check us out the server it’s brand new and the groups just starting to form . Current Plugins Veinminer Crop ClickerGrief ProtectionJobs WIP

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Herocraft MMORPG

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

HEROCRAFT MINECRAFT MMORPG SERVER MULTIPLAYER: The Original Heroes RPG Minecraft server. Many Classes to chose from! Paladin, Ranger, Wizard, Cleric and more! Many Professions! Engineer, Smith, Farmer, Merchant and more! Many Skills! Cast Fireball, Backflip, Bolt and 200 more! Custom Mobs and Items! Towns! MAGIC! MELEE! PvP! MMORPG! Enjoy a truly RPG experience in a Minecraft World!

Level up and gain attribute points to spend. Customize your character as you level to obtain the game style you like. If you like Dungeon & Dragons and Minecraft this is the server for you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dino Kraft

Survival

Survival Server Looking to Expand! Brand New! Need Builders/Helpers! – New World -Friendly Owner -Fun Plugins! -Open to Suggestions! -1.15

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Libton-Craft

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9253
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!