Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Potions Brewed:	177
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

mc.minedlands.com

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

mc.phantompvp.net

Scavenger Craft PVP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Star Shards Collected:	153
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Factions Server – JUST RESET

Scavenger Craft is a unique Factions Server that has been running for over three years. We run on top of the line hardware, DDoS protection, and server features. Our unique features are listed below.

– Skill Runes – Duels – King of the Hill – DropZone – Last Man Standing – Many PvP Areas – Custom Trading – Auction House – Many more!

Begin your adventure as a Scavenger today at SCAV.TV!

scav.tv

SmiteCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

SmiteCraft Minigames-Survival

217.198.141.188

Emeraldcraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Votes:	2644
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

We are a friendly server with plenty of great plugins! Here are some of the highlights:

♦ Survival – No griefing, no PVP. Collect materials, share, trade, and build! ♦ LogBlock – Any grief can be easily rolled back ♦ Lag free – We run on a dedicated server! ♦ 24/7 – Play anytime! ♦ Buy/Sell based economy ♦ Warps – Four different themed warps to travel to when you first join! ♦ LWC – Auto-locking chests ♦ Mature, helpful staff

Join us today at emeraldcraft.no-ip.org!

emeraldcraft.no-ip.org

PeopleCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	206
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Why PeopleCraft?

PeopleCraft offers a large selection of options such as a freebuild world, a PvP world or parkour. The larger events are announced 2 days in advance. For many Minecraft players it is important that all the extras keep building fun and we haven’t forgotten this! There is a calm climate in the freebuild world. If you don’t like the fact that the global chat is always so full, you have several options to avoid it.

play.peoplecraft.de

DroughtnutCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Here we have a Vote point Shop, factions and Mcmmo! Perhaps you want to tame a mob? We use PetCreeper as well!

For us, we believe more power to the player. Meaning we have custom recipes that give you a variety of things! Want to make some spawn eggs? Perhaps a set of pre-enchanted weapons? You can do that too!

Looking forward to seeing you soon! -DroughtnutCraft Staff

play.droughtnutcraft.com

MiMinecraft.com

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

We were a private community that has just recently went public!

miminecraft.com

Ingenious Gaming

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Votes:	2668
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

OUR MISSION: Here at Ingenious Gaming we are working hard to give you the best Minecraft experience possible. With top of the line hardware to give you a lag-free experience. For the past 2 years we have hosted many Garry’s Mod Servers, and are finally ready to take foot into Minecraft hosting.

SERVER IP’S AND LINKS:

Minecraft [PVP/Survival]: ingeniousgaming.org

Mumble Server: ingeniousgaming.mumble.com:3493

Community Website: ingeniousgaming.org

ingeniousgaming.org

UKCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2324	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

198.24.171.34

MineCarts

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

MineCarts.nl is an Creative and PvP server We offer different sizes of plots and also some mini games.

mc.minecarts.nl

CrypticCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7589
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Hello!

We are a server that has a focus on Survival/PvE. We are open 24/7 and are not whitelisted. Our staff are friendly and skilled and the community we have are awesome! We try to install plugins to make the experience as fun as possible, while still considering whether those plugins will slow the server down.

crypticcraft.eu

SVmineFB

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91

s122.csrv.pl:35186

Supermine

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Farms Harvested:	172	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

IP: PLAY.SUPERMINE.SE WWW.SUPERMINE.SE WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/MCSUPERMINE – Towny – Build a town or join a town that already exists – Good Admins and Mods – Events – Good plugins to make the server nice and good – No team – Jobs

play.supermine.se

Legacy Craft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
New Chunks Explored:	949869	Secret Passages Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Potions Brewed:	140
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to Legacy Craft where your Minecraft adventure begin. This server is a Survival server. This server has Factions, PVP, and Mcmmo. We also have economy with a rank system. We also allow griefing on the server. This server is a 24/7 server with no Lag. This is a new server. There is great Admins that can help you if need so. Let your Adventure begin and become Legendary. JOIN NOW: 198.143.140.75

198.143.140.75