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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7343 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 17 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1415 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking chicken named Cluckington.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that if you collect enough golden apples, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!