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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5922 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5105 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4345 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!