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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9644 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.
In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!