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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5553 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 759 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8391 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.
> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?
> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!