Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

Chaos, colored hair, diamonds, discrimination, extremism, flamboyant fashion, Immigrants, intolerance, Leftists, memes, Minecraft, piercings, political activism, political polarization, political violence, radicalization, smp, Social Issues, societal division, societal unrest, Stability, tattoos, violent solutions, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	131	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	245349
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Enchantments Applied:	244	Epic Quests Completed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	99
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Animals Bred:	57
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Potions Brewed:	177	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Farms Harvested:	925

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3015	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Divine Spears Created:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9350	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Crops Grown:	4646
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Emeralds Found:	1476	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Love Letters Sent:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	92002
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Mines Excavated:	2183
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4010	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Towns Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	124

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com