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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8046 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.