Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

Chaos, colored hair, diamonds, discrimination, extremism, flamboyant fashion, Immigrants, intolerance, Leftists, memes, Minecraft, piercings, political activism, political polarization, political violence, radicalization, smp, Social Issues, societal division, societal unrest, Stability, tattoos, violent solutions, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crops Grown:	2309	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Star Shards Collected:	55
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

cadia.co

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6790	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	52
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Votes:	6678	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Night Skies:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

mc.skyprison.net

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

play.potatomc.com

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

play.azalelnation.com

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

play.arkflame.com

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

kreavetka.ru

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

cubeside.de

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Meteorites Collected:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dimension Hops:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	1562	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Towns Built:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	8353
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3842

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com