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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4807 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.