Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

Chaos, colored hair, diamonds, discrimination, extremism, flamboyant fashion, Immigrants, intolerance, Leftists, memes, Minecraft, piercings, political activism, political polarization, political violence, radicalization, smp, Social Issues, societal division, societal unrest, Stability, tattoos, violent solutions, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Items Found:	3657
Buildings Constructed:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Potions Brewed:	155
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Votes:	2594
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7550	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	253	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Crops Grown:	4123
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mines Excavated:	4288
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	8557	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

play.infinitemc.net