Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Rune Stones Activated: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 2258 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Envy Block Pixelmon

    Envy Block Pixelmon

    Create the ultimate Pokémon adventure at Envy Block Pixelmon! We offer great community, tournaments, an expansive story campaign, and more for you and your friends to enjoy. Join today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 5482 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Supremecraft

    Supremecraft

    Server dedicated to survival and roleplay of players. We have a wide variety of plugins which will make your experience more pleasant and immersive, other than the monotony you were used to on other servers.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ValhallaCraft SMP

    ValhallaCraft SMP

    The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Minecraft Civils

    Minecraft Civils

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 341

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • VenatusMC

    VenatusMC

    Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2042
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • UnitMC

    UnitMC

    Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Star Shards Collected: 182
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 26 Gods Slained: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Chimeras Created: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6662 Dragon Eggs Found: 1650

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Towns Built: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Crops Grown: 2302
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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